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Honorable Mention
Super Releaser Abominations
Don Schaeffer

First she brought
a yellow chicken-oid thing
made of sponge
covered with synthetic skin
with plastic eyes
stirring childhood
and the people cooed,
cute! cute!

Then she brought
yellow polka-dotted
pig-oid and bear-oid things
with plastic noses
that would have been pert,
like a child's.
And there was a chorus of
cute! cute!

I thought
these abominations were destroyed in the flood.
Why do children want them so?
And why do men keep
making them idols?

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